The Naughty Girl’s Gift Guide

PUBLISHED December 8, 2020

Subversive, indulgent and all around adorable gift guide for the No. 1 person on your list: You!

‘Tis the season for giving. But no holiday shopping bout is complete without a little kickback for the one who’s doing all the generous gifting and thoughtful thinking, amIright?

Don’t forget to sweeten your own pot this year with a few picks from my gift guide.

Dame Eva II Hands Free Vibrator to close the pleasure gap between people with vulvas and their cis-male counterparts. Been dying to try this little guy.

The Outrage Women Earrings because you’re a femme-fucking-fatale and sales benefit Planned Parenthood.

Lisa Says Gah Paloma Heel. I want someone to buy these for me and this is me dropping a massive hint 😉

Lipslut lipgloss made with the real tears of fuckboys and snowflakes

Mello CBD Treats because I’ve always been curious about putting drugs up my butt? Mello creates CBD treats and suppositories meant to relax the pelvic area to reduce sex-related pain, cramps and just create an all around interesting experience. By-pass the butt and get their caramels if that’s more your speed. 10% of all sales will be donated to @lastprisonerproject – a nonprofit that’s goal is to set all Cannabis prisoners free.

Truly adorable, butt, boob and body vases for holding kitchen utensils, makeup brushes, flowers, and your deepest, darkest secrets. Also, check out these lovely home goods.

The Week Black Lives Started To Matter For Real. A 7-part zine series offering a raw perspective of America’s delicate dance with racial justice in the aftermath of George Floyd’s killing. A true artifact of this defining year, or the perfect agent provocateur stocking stuffer for your racist uncle. 50% of profits go to The Bail Project LA.

The most important public service announcement tee I’ve seen, well, ever. (PS consider this your friendly reminder to setup and appointment with your therapist).

Resist fist!

Body harness and other amazing leather goods by Fleetilya.

Thots Against Cops tee. 100% of proceeds go to Critical Resistance, whose mission is to abolish the Prison Industrial Complex.

I’ve been following @petitesluxures since the Tumblr days. I can’t speak French, but this print (and other limited edition prints from the Magasin Solidaire sale) benefit @refugees_paris, a charitable association helping refugees in Paris.

The Tradition by Jericho Brown, winner of the 2020 Pulitzer Prize for poetry. I became enamored with him after listening to his On Being interview with Krista Tippet. Because there’s nothing more naughty than poetry and an alive and awakened heart.

Parade ultra-inclusive undies. Because non-inclusive undies cause yeast infections.

Trump is Over t-shirt by Visa Issues because… TRUMP IS OVER!!!

Handmade goodness for your earlobes by my girly pal Clay Jewels by Jules. Fun colors and funky shapes.

Literally everything from Shopbob (most mostly this coat). See more of my favorite Fall/Winter fashion pics here.

Elixir cuticle oil, for flipping off the patriarchy, duh.

Some of these products from this gift guide are made by dear friends. On a very select few of them do I receive any sort of affiliate commission. It’s just good shit that I don’t want to keep to myself. Enjoy *chefs kiss*

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