We don’t want your tattered American dream. It means nothing to us now. You’ve had your chance to prove us wrong. You’ve had your chance to win us back. But, like a breakup, we are moving on. Read More
Only you, and CVS sales on tequila, can make you happy. Read More
She looked so innocent and drunk and eyes glazed over. Read More
To truly love, I’ve heard, you must love selflessly. But there is nothing selfless about love. Read More
Ready For Love is like The Hunger Games of dating shows. It’s part Bad Girls Club (all these lovely ladies live in a mansion together and get into catty disputes) part The Bachelor (one man dates multiple women at a time as they all reveal porcelain veneers at everything he says and swoon over his boogers and butt hair) part competition (three matchmakers send their groomed ladies off to dating battle and compete amongst each other for best “match”) and part disgusting show of Patriarchy. Read More
X stared at his text message. The music was building. Electronic synths climbing towards the chorus. Everything felt dramatic. She... Read More
On Saturday evening I met a writer I admire. It’s been over a full year since I was first assigned... Read More
I went shopping today. It was horrible. Absolutely everything looked amazing on me. That’s the worst when that happens. Read More